Jersey Shore Night Out

Instructions to prepare for a Jersey Shore night out from Le Cool Magazine – Dublin:

Boys: Gym, then tan, then laundry. Put enough gel in your hair that you’d rather run your hand through the Gulf of Mexico. You’re going for the electrocuted hedgehog look – must not move in a tornado. Douse yourself in aftershave. (Smells like sweat, steroids, Red Bull, a bloody fist and tanning juice. Lacks dignity) IRON YOUR WIFEBEATER. Twice. Stand in front of the mirror chuckling to yourself as you move your pecs (see first step). Flex.

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